About The Artist™

Hello! I go by Rosie and I'm a 30 years old queer stuck in the times before generative AI for the masses, making a homebrew 90s Neocite-esque webpage about all my interests and hobbies because social media is no longer social since everyone stopped posting once the influencers and algo-pushed feeds attacked. The irony is that I am a data scientist by trade (now I am in more of a research-oriented role rather than a corporate one)... but something's gotta support our cat's lifestyle.

My wife and I live in one of the three gayborhoods in Tennessee. We have one son: Risky, our cat, who lives a life of alarming comfort for someone who contributes nothing to the household economy.

Right now, my life consists of lots of recipe experimentation, making slight adjustments to my purple steel single-speed bike, and RuneScape—ever since some random veteran dropped me 10M gold coins (bless). I also play recreational tennis (don’t take this away from us; it tricks us into thinking we’ve made it to the next tax bracket in this recession). And to bring it all back to earth: I watch anime and read manga. There. I said it publicly. I had to ground myself after the tennis comment. Basically, I really enjoy my hobbies—and my work is not my identity (no shade if it’s yours, but I want to go home, nap, and yap with the girlies).

Between my little life here with my wife, son, and my inability to process time since 2020 or direction since birth - we're makin it. Who knows where our next adventure will take us! (🇪🇸, Haha unless...)

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